Saturday, March 22, 2008

By all means

Sir,

The second Buddha is done. I will be shipping it today via DHL.

Regards,

satya


Satya,

Please do so. Tell me the tracking no too

--bc

Sir,

The tracking number is: 2310495012935392

It has been mailed on 21st July, 2007.

regards,
satya

Satya,

Thanks, I will be waiting for it/

--bc

Satya,

I havent recvd the package yet. When will it come?

---bc

Sir,

The tracking online says that it is in Tempe, Arizona. It will be reaching you by tomorrow at the latest.

You can also track the package yourself by going to dhl.com, selecting US from the drop-down list, and copy-pasting the tracking number.

regards,
satya

Satya,

What is the tracking number?

--bc

Sir,

The tracking number is : 2310495012935392

Regards,
satya

Satya,

I havent recvd the package yet? How do I see where it is??

--bc

Sir,

Please click on www.dhlk.com. From there select USA from the drop down list, and at the page enter the tracking number (2310495012935392) at the text-box positioned in the middle-left section of the screen, the one that says 'Track It'.
regards,
satya


Satya,

I clicked on it. The website has fast exercises. theres no drop down box.

--bc

Sir,

There was a typo. Please click on

http://www.dhl-usa.com/home/home.asp

and directly enter the tracking number in the Track It text-box.

Regards,

satya

Sataya,

I entered the tracking no. It says that the tracking no does not exist. wheres it????

--bc

Sir,

Are you sure you entered the correct tracking number? It is 2310495012935392, and you can copy-paste it instead of entering it directly.

regards,
satya

Satya,

plz dont beat around the bush. tell me where it is instead of all this tracking no and all this.

--bc

Sir,

Here is a snapshot of the status of your package --


7/24/2007 10:20 am Arrived at DHL facility.

Houston, TX
7:47 am In transit

San Angelo, TX
7/23/2007 1:30 am Depart Facility
Tempe, AZ
12:01 am Processed at DHL Location.
Tempe, AZ
7/22/2007 10:40 pm In transit.
Tempe, AZ
10:26 am In transit.
Hesperia, CA
7/21/2007 5:36 pm Arrived at DHL facility.

1:21 pm With delivery courier
Dublin, CA

It is already in Houston and should take only a couple more hours to deliver it to your house.

satya

Satya,

i hope so.

--bc

Satya,

can you give me dhls phone number?

--bc

Sir,

Call --

1800-CALL-DHL.

satya

Satya,

I called the no. its voice operated and doesnt understand me.

--cb

Sir,

I respectfully tender my resignation effective immediately. It has been a great pleasure to work with you.

Regards,
Satya

2 comments:

Siddhartha Banerjee said...

Heh heh...I like how Satya drops the regards and then brings it back.

Could not resist checking out dhlk.com :D Fast exercises indeed. Also did you make the DHL table, or copy paste it from something you ordered?

"Does this refer to me?" "Oh no, it is I who am inane." said...

Copy-paste. And I see the locations are not visible. Oh w.