1) Indulge myself. Consume multiple meals in short spans of time, drink many cans of Coke (or Pepsi or Barg's or Dr.Pepper), stuff a whole pound of coconut cake into my mouth, and use chips as an excuse to shovel down sour cream or ranch sauce or jam or butter.
2) Sleep for as much as twelve consecutive hours.
3) Use the internet as a tool for voyeurism. Read about Anna Nicole's favorite primary colo(u)rs, find out what Manu Ginobili didn't have for lunch on Tuesday, add ungrammatical comments to Barack Obama's latest video on Youtube, and understand the mechanism by which Britney Spears loses her next strand of hair.
4) Watch all three seasons of House, M.D. while simultaneously figuring out how Toxoplasmosis is an opportunistic infection, and how meningoencephalitis leads to photophobia.
5) Repeat 1 through 4 until all higher brain functions have been completely disrupted.
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