James Wood...

... gets it.

I hate Lionel Shriver

If you liked Lionel Shriver's The Post-Birthday World because:

1) You thought it was insightful, or

2) you thought that the premise was interesting, or

3) you thought that the main character was well portrayed, or

4) you loved the metaphors (see 1 and 2), or

5) you liked We Need to Talk About Kevin, or

6) you thought that anyone who had written Kevin could do no wrong, or

7) For any other reason whatsoever, then

I :

1) Will assault you, and

2) pin you to the ground, and

3) force you to read


I will pay you not to read Lionel Shriver

Lionel Shriver is the worst author in the world

Lionel Shriver is the worst author in the universe

Lionel Shriver sucks. Please do not ever give her any of your money.